| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Cobra | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -st |
15 | Graham's | Thrower | 8 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | d |
5 | Special Brew | Blitzer | 16 | 30 | Block, Sure Hands, Tackle | m, m, d |
1 | Lambrini | Goblin | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | 1738 | Black Orc Blocker | 2 | 0 | | d |
1 | Absolut | Black Orc Blocker | 7 | 18 | Block, Guard | d |
13 | Fosters | Lineman | 20 | 20 | Wrestle, Dirty Player | m, -ag, d |
12 | Strongbow | Lineman | 14 | 0 | | m, -av |
3 | Jack Silver Select | Black Orc Blocker | 26 | 19 | Block, Guard | m, d |
5 | Special Brew | Blitzer | 17 | 8 | Block, Guard | -ma |
1 | Chivas Regal | Black Orc Blocker | 7 | 7 | Block | -av |
19 | Edward Palefield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
1 | Famous Grouse | Black Orc Blocker | 5 | 2 | | d |
1 | Drambuie | Black Orc Blocker | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Old Golden Hen | Blitzer | 23 | 20 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | -ma, -ma |
1 | Johnnie Walker | Black Orc Blocker | 12 | 8 | Block | -av, d |
11 | Guiness | Lineman | 45 | 16 | Block, Dirty Player | m, n, d |
9 | Stella Artois | Lineman | 45 | 25 | Block, Dirty Player | m, d |
12 | Kopparberg Pear | Lineman | 20 | 3 | | -ma, m |
11 | Dogbolter | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
10 | Jim Beam | Black Orc Blocker | 48 | 53 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Break Tackle | m, d |
7 | Old Speckled Hen | Blitzer | 15 | 20 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n, m, m, d |
6 | Smirnoff | Blitzer | 61 | 107 | Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Dodge, Tackle, Frenzy | m, m, n, d |
6 | Dom Perignon | Blitzer | 2 | 2 | Block | d |
1 | Armagnac | Black Orc Blocker | 13 | 12 | Block | d |
15 | Varag Ghoul-Chewer | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Pro, Leader, Star | |
15 | Stella | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | |
11 | Burgundy | Blitzer | 13 | 0 | Block | d |
14 | Merlot | Thrower | 63 | 116 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Tackle, Accurate, +AG, Strip Ball | m, m, d |
5 | LBV | Blitzer | 47 | 40 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | -ag, m, d |
4 | Pernod | Blitzer | 13 | 17 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
13 | Amstel | Goblin | 56 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sneaky Git | d |
3 | Tequila | Black Orc Blocker | 58 | 44 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n, -st |
15 | Snake Bite | Thrower | 17 | 25 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Hail Mary Pass | -ma, m, n |
7 | Cointreau | Black Orc Blocker | 41 | 37 | Block, Guard, Tackle | -ag, d |
16 | Absinthe | Troll | 48 | 34 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, +MA | d |
11 | Bacardi | Blitzer | 31 | 56 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow | n, -ag, d |
15 | Amaretto | Black Orc Blocker | 7 | 2 | | d |
14 | Southern Comfort | Blitzer | 27 | 13 | Block, Guard | n |
13 | Wee Dram | Goblin | 21 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | K | Thrower | 54 | 64 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Strip Ball | |
7 | Becks | Goblin | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma |
4 | Diamond White | Lineman | 30 | 4 | | n |
11 | Bud Var | Lineman | 9 | 13 | Block | d |
10 | Merry Down | Lineman | 47 | 22 | Block, Kick | d |
9 | I'll av 'Arf | Lineman | 63 | 18 | +MA, Dirty Player | -av, n, d |
8 | Hobgoblin | Lineman | 26 | 14 | Block | d |
7 | Strong Blow Soopah | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
6 | Speshal Brooh | Blitzer | 51 | 63 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro, Guard | n |
5 | JD | Blitzer | 32 | 27 | Block, Guard, +MA | -av, n |
3 | Bloody Mary | Black Orc Blocker | 23 | 14 | +MA | d |
1 | Margarita | Black Orc Blocker | 52 | 41 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |