| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | BOOM! | Fanatic | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
6 | Ahahahahha | Fanatic | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Bouncy | Pogo Stick | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | n, d |
14 | Wheeeeeeeee | Fanatic | 2 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
6 | Bam | Fanatic | 4 | 14 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Dodge | d |
16 | Poooower | Bomber | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
2 | Poof | Goblin | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Until | Goblin | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Pow | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Splat | Goblin | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | Wheeee | Fanatic | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Leap | d |
6 | Pop | Fanatic | 6 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Sock'em | Goblin | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, n |
12 | Harry | Goblin | 17 | 34 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, +AG | d |
11 | Larry | Goblin | 12 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
9 | Dispose | Goblin | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
8 | Jute | Goblin | 18 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | d |
7 | Alan | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Ahahaha | Fanatic | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Da Boot | Kicker | 15 | 12 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, m |
4 | Low Down | Kicker | 14 | 2 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
2 | Jinx | Bomber | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |