| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Pie | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Fish | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Burnt | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Tartar | Halfling | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | -ma, d |
12 | Steamed | Halfling | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Shallow Fry | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Char grilled | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Fillet | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Braised | Halfling | 12 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST | d |
13 | Toasted | Halfling | 15 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
12 | Roasted | Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Sushi | Halfling | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | n, m, n |
9 | Fruit Salad | Halfling | 5 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
8 | Stewed | Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Raw | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st, d |
6 | Deep Fry | Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, n |
5 | Soup | Halfling | 13 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | n |
3 | Suet | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
2 | Chopping Block | Treeman | 16 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Guard | -ma, -ma, d |