Past Players of Happy Childhoods
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Model Plane | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Yoyo Diablo | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Mini Bike | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Macaulay Culkin | Carver | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Skateboard | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Gamegear | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Gameboy | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Barbie Doll | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Lego | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Slinky | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Dana Plato | Carver | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |