| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Fungus the Loon | Fanatic | 0 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Star | |
12 | Wee Jock | Lineman | 11 | 5 | | m, -ma |
5 | Big Yan | Black Orc Blocker | 9 | 2 | | -av, d |
12 | Mad Archie | Lineman | 18 | 20 | +AG, Guard | d |
10 | Wee Archie | Lineman | 12 | 21 | Guard, Block | m, n |
11 | Hamish | Lineman | 31 | 12 | Guard | -av, d |
14 | Medium-sized Archie | Goblin | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag, d |
16 | Wee Jock | Goblin | 16 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
16 | Wee Jock | Troll | 5 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | |
7 | Raving Mad Hamish | Black Orc Blocker | 29 | 31 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
16 | Daft Wullie | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Big Jock | Black Orc Blocker | 20 | 15 | Block | m, n |
7 | Raving Mad Hamish | Black Orc Blocker | 9 | 11 | Block | d |
10 | William | Thrower | 16 | 20 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | d |
15 | No'-as-big-as-Big-Angus Angus | Goblin | 21 | 33 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n, n |
10 | William | Thrower | 4 | 16 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | n |
13 | Daft Wullie | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Hamish | Lineman | 34 | 34 | Kick, Block, Guard | d |
3 | Blind Billy | Blitzer | 45 | 77 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Pass Block, Pro | -ma, n |
16 | Hamish | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Wee Archie | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, m, -ag |
6 | Slightly Vexed Archie | Black Orc Blocker | 40 | 43 | Block, Guard, Stand Firm | -ma, m, -ma |
5 | Wee Angus | Black Orc Blocker | 18 | 12 | Block | m, n |
1 | Rob Anybody Feegle | Blitzer | 44 | 81 | Block, Guard, Strip Ball, +MA, Tackle, +MA | -ag, m |
1 | Rob Anybody Feegle | Blitzer | 1 | 3 | Block | d |
13 | Big Jock | Goblin | 18 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Daft Wullie | Blitzer | 18 | 32 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Pass Block | m, n |
7 | Mad Jock | Black Orc Blocker | 13 | 9 | | d |
2 | Big Angus | Blitzer | 56 | 77 | Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Tackle, Pass Block, Mighty Blow | d |
16 | Big Archie | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Slightly Vexed Archie | Black Orc Blocker | 25 | 25 | Frenzy, +ST | d |
3 | Blind Billy | Blitzer | 16 | 43 | Block, Guard, +ST, Tackle | d |
5 | Raving Mad Hamish | Black Orc Blocker | 31 | 18 | Block, Guard | d |
7 | Mad Jock | Black Orc Blocker | 20 | 12 | Block | d |
13 | Big Archie | Goblin | 13 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, d |
15 | Medium-Sized Angus | Goblin | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Wee jock | Goblin | 58 | 34 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +AG | n, n, -ma, n, n |
16 | Wee Mad Hamish | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Hamish | Lineman | 40 | 36 | Kick, Block, Guard | n |
10 | William | Thrower | 45 | 69 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Accurate, +ST, Block | m, n |
9 | No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock | Thrower | 1 | 1 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, n |
6 | Wee Angus | Black Orc Blocker | 39 | 57 | Frenzy, Block, Stand Firm, Guard | m, n |
5 | One-Eyed Archie | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 2 | | d |
2 | Big Angus | Blitzer | 20 | 26 | Block, Guard, Tackle | m, n |
1 | Rob Anybody Feegle | Blitzer | 36 | 38 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball, Guard | d |