| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Blitzers Are Stupid, Jr. | Blitzer | 10 | 23 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | n |
3 | Biff the Third | Longbeard | 1 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
16 | Last Action Hero III | Troll Slayer | 21 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro | -ma, m |
3 | Biff Jr. | Longbeard | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -st |
16 | Last Action Hero, Jr. | Troll Slayer | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, n |
13 | Blitzers Are Stupid | Blitzer | 10 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Strip Ball | -av, m |
11 | Joe Schmoe | Runner | 13 | 6 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | d |
16 | Last Action Hero | Troll Slayer | 14 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | m, n |
6 | Son of Charles | Longbeard | 17 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm | d |
12 | Slick Rick | Runner | 20 | 64 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dodge, Pass Block, Strip Ball | d |
13 | Blitzers are Stupid | Blitzer | 15 | 34 | Block, Thick Skull, Kick, +MA, Tackle | n |
14 | Lucky 13 | Blitzer | 33 | 39 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm | n, m, n |
6 | Charles | Longbeard | 3 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Chuck | Longbeard | 31 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
4 | Brent | Longbeard | 48 | 52 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Kick, Mighty Blow, Pro | n |
3 | Biff | Longbeard | 18 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
2 | Bart | Longbeard | 41 | 42 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Strip Ball | n |