| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Hungry Hungry Hippo | Squig | 5 | 6 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Diving Tackle | n |
13 | Hello Soup | Squig Herder | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | You Look Tasty | Squig | 6 | 7 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Diving Catch | n |
11 | Lettuce | Squig Herder | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Monte Cristo | Squig Herder | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Lunch | Squig Herder | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Snuggly | Squig Hopper | 11 | 53 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Block, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Sure Feet | d |
1 | Huggy | Squig Hopper | 6 | 10 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Diving Tackle | d |