Past Players of Evil Chopsticks
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Bomb Sweet | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
5 | Bitter Sweet | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Roseniggler | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Vamp | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Sugar | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Coffee | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m |
7 | Sunshine | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Victim | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -st |
2 | Onslaught Deluxe | Carver | 10 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
1 | Passing Slaughter | Chaos Spawn | 11 | 9 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block | m |