| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Defecation Dog | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
10 | The Whimpering Weasel | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Barney's Fanboy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 23 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
2 | Unnatural Flatulation Boy | Bull Centaur | 10 | 10 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, +AG | d |
16 | Tiddlywinks Reborn | Minotaur | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal | d |
7 | Cosmetic Girl | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 30 | 51 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Piling On | n |
9 | Dandruff Boy | Hobgoblin | 16 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | Cosmetic Girl | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
7 | Cosmetic Girl | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
16 | Tiddlywinks | Troll | 17 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | n |
16 | Tiddlywinks | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
8 | Barney's Fanboy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 29 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
6 | DR. unnecessary Surgery | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 20 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
12 | The RoboticRichard Simmons | Hobgoblin | 35 | 69 | +AG, Block, +ST, Sure Hands | n, n |
10 | The Whimpering Weasel | Hobgoblin | 28 | 19 | Block, Dodge | d |
9 | Aromatherapy Woman | Hobgoblin | 13 | 5 | | n |
7 | Cosmetic Girl | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 14 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
6 | DR. unnecessary surgery | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
4 | Defecation dog | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 5 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
3 | Orgasmo | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 49 | 33 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow | n, m, n |
2 | Unnatural Flattulation Boy | Bull Centaur | 31 | 28 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Guard | n |
1 | Narcoleptic man | Bull Centaur | 45 | 135 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, +AG, Dodge, Guard, Sure Hands, +ST | n, n, m |