| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | God Why Do You Hate Me III | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Goin Down Jr | Halfling | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | d |
7 | God Why Do You Hate Me Jr | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
10 | Will It Ever Stop III | Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | There Is No Hope Jr | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Will It Ever Stop Jr | Halfling | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
3 | Cannon Fodder Jr | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | God Why Do You Hate Me | Halfling | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
5 | Is There No End Jr | Halfling | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Catch | m, n |
10 | Will It Ever Stop | Halfling | 7 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint | d |
5 | Is There No End | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
16 | There Is No Hope | Halfling | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
15 | I Can't Take Anymore | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Please Let It Stop | Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Can I Go Home | Halfling | 11 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | I Hate This Game | Halfling | 19 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Dirty Player | -av, d |
10 | Life Sux | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Please God Let Me Live | Halfling | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Thyme 2 Die | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Goin Down | Halfling | 16 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Cannon Fodder | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
2 | Smash | Ogre | 24 | 47 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Pro, Block, +AG | |
1 | Ax | Ogre | 24 | 26 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Pro, Block | d |