Past Players of Please Just Die
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Killed | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | |
13 | Crushed | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
12 | Surrender | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | |
11 | Slave | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | |
10 | Stunner | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m |
9 | Striker | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | |
8 | Slaughter | Slave | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m |
7 | Stealer | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | -ma |
6 | Maimer | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | |
5 | Kicker | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | |
4 | Dodger | Slave | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m |
3 | Runner | Slave | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m |