Past Players of Sadistic Chefs
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Doughnut-Biy | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Cletus Cleaver | Halfling | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
14 | Brellem Butterfingers | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Steve Steakman | Halfling | 5 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
9 | Lord Mops | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Namms Panhandler | Halfling | 4 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Shaemus Saucepanson | Halfling | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Haggie O'Grater | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Edgar Peeler | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Doogles McSpatchala | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
1 | Meat-Head | Ogre | 5 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block | d |