Past Players of U.K. Eastfarthing
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Coco Sickville-Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n, d |
8 | Sotto "Voce" Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Dodo Sickville-Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ma, d |
8 | Sumo Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Tempo Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Lurbo Kinkybottom | Head Carver | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block | m, n |
14 | Gumbo Sickville-Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
10 | Lombo Sickville-Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw | d |
8 | Mungo Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Django Sickville-Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
11 | Stumpy Sickville-Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
10 | Rimbo Sickville-Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Bingo Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Kongo Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
5 | Tango Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Fungo Kinkybottom | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
2 | Taurus | Chaos Spawn | 8 | 16 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, +MA, Pro | n, m |
1 | Bucephalus | Chaos Spawn | 4 | 9 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, +ST | -av, d |