Past Players of Evil Fascist's
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Dorky Dewy | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Stupid Stan | Halfling | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | Lovley Larry | Halfling | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -ma, d |
13 | Thomas The Undertaker | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Anthony Ace | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Psycho Patric | Halfling | 18 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Hank De Tank | Halfling | 19 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Dirty Player | d |
6 | Furious Fredd | Halfling Hopeful | 18 | 32 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Dirty Player, Sure Feet | |
5 | Danny Steelskull | Halfling Hopeful | 19 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Dirty Player | |