Past Players of I Hate Dark Elves
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Fun with cats | Blitzer | 2 | 9 | Block, +MA | d |
14 | Alright | Lineman | 2 | 3 | | d |
6 | Cottage Cheese Ceiling | Blitzer | 4 | 22 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | d |
14 | Sticky | Lineman | 2 | 6 | Dirty Player | |
6 | D.H. Hoeslappers | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | m, n |
15 | Everybody Loves Stinky | Lineman | 8 | 18 | Guard, Dodge | d |
2 | Even though I hate you I need you to live | Witch Elf | 17 | 53 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | -av, d |
1 | Poopy Butt | Witch Elf | 4 | 16 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Tackle | -av |
6 | Crazy | Blitzer | 6 | 16 | Block, Tackle, +MA | d |
9 | Bombed | Runner | 24 | 37 | Dump-Off, Accurate, Safe Throw, Dodge | -av, n, -av |
1 | dirty des | Witch Elf | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Tackle | n |
3 | Hankee | Blitzer | 17 | 22 | Block, Dodge, Guard | n |
1 | Mr. Stinky | Witch Elf | 8 | 21 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Tackle | m, -st |
2 | Yogurts | Witch Elf | 10 | 35 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
7 | Pretty Bird | Lineman | 24 | 46 | Dodge, +AG, Leap | d |
9 | MA6 Sucks Too | Lineman | 14 | 18 | +AG, Leap | m, -st |
10 | AV8 sucks | Lineman | 13 | 17 | Dodge | d |
12 | Why am I playing with these bitches? | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | m, -ma |
14 | I hate this team, I hate these players | Lineman | 26 | 18 | Dodge, Block | -ma, m, n |
15 | Suckatash | Lineman | 14 | 19 | Guard, +ST | d |
1 | Stupid | Witch Elf | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block | d |