| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Rasputin | Runner | 11 | 27 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +AG, Block | n |
5 | Brian Blessed | Troll Slayer | 9 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Stand Firm | |
1 | Fidel Castro | Runner | 18 | 31 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Pass, +MA | m, -ag |
6 | Charles Darwin | Troll Slayer | 11 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Charles Darwin | Troll Slayer | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
3 | Father Christmas | Blitzer | 18 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Strip Ball, Frenzy | |
11 | Richard Branson | Longbeard | 10 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
9 | Che Guevara | Longbeard | 18 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm | d |
8 | Earnest Hemingway | Longbeard | 18 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
7 | Sigmund Freud | Longbeard | 36 | 74 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Pro | |
6 | Vincent Van Gogh | Troll Slayer | 11 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Kick | m, -av |
4 | Confucius | Blitzer | 27 | 30 | Block, Thick Skull, Strip Ball, Tackle | |
3 | Abraham Lincoln | Blitzer | 8 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull | m, -st |
2 | Karl Marx | Runner | 18 | 45 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA, Block, Pass | d |
5 | Brian Blessed | Troll Slayer | 17 | 30 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow | m, -st |
1 | Fidel Castro | Runner | 16 | 36 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Block, Pass | m, n |