| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Big brother | Pump Wagon | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Little fella, who does NOT like to get hurt (eg. DIE), so puh-leeze treat him well | Snotling Mob | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Tiny little snotling, who just likes to live a happy life and he does not like to die | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Slipsnot | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Papa | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | Mama | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Jurgen | Snotling Goon | 11 | 6 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, +MA | d |
5 | Don't die on me! | Snotling Mob | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | B&C baby | Pump Wagon | 12 | 14 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | d |
16 | Snotling elder | Snotling Goon | 5 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | n |
15 | Pump it up | Pump Wagon | 5 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Pro Snotling | Snotling Goon | 14 | 10 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sprint | n |
13 | Snotling Avenger | Snotling Mob | 12 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | John | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Mick | Snotling Mob | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, n |
9 | Rob | Snotling Mob | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Paul | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
7 | Bob | Snotling Mob | 11 | 12 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
6 | Knot | Snotling Mob | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Snot | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Snotling Fanatic | Pump Wagon | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, +MA | d |
3 | Great Hill Troll | Troll | 9 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Pro | d |
1 | Cave Troll | Troll | 4 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |