Past Players of Dirty Stinky No-Goods
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Ingo Jownes | Gutter Runner | 1 | 1 | Dodge | d |
5 | Dreaded Piece of Poo Jr. | Gutter Runner | 2 | 9 | Dodge, Block | n |
2 | Phat Bag Of Mean | Storm Vermin | 7 | 4 | Block | d |
10 | Doc Lassie | Lineman | 15 | 0 | | d |
8 | Sore Crippled Wight | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
7 | George Bin Laden | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | -ma, d |
5 | Dreaded Piece of Poo | Gutter Runner | 6 | 32 | Dodge, Block, +AG | d |
4 | Ingo Jownes | Gutter Runner | 20 | 54 | Dodge, +AG, Block, Strip Ball, Sure Hands | |
3 | Dr. Stefan Krank | Storm Vermin | 15 | 30 | Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On | d |
2 | Phat Bag Of Mean | Storm Vermin | 4 | 0 | Block | n |
1 | Weird Earpp | Thrower | 15 | 18 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block | d |