| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Bacon II | Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
14 | Pruning | Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
15 | EasyMac | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | BaconII | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | SmoresII | Halfling | 20 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n |
15 | TeamTrimmer | Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
14 | Smores | Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
13 | Leftovers | Halfling | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | d |
12 | Bacon | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Potatoes | Halfling | 15 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Vegetables | Halfling | 14 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Side Step | d |
7 | Pretzels | Halfling | 11 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Hot Pocket | Halfling | 17 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
5 | Instant Coffee | Halfling | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
3 | TV Dinner | Halfling | 21 | 33 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Catch, Diving Tackle | |