| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | PriceWaterhouseCoopers | Goblin | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Michael Page | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Condolezza Rice II el retonnno | Goblin | 6 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, -ma |
5 | Jeff Bush | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | George Bush Padre | Goblin | 11 | 22 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, +ST | d |
15 | colin powell | Goblin | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | -st, -av |
13 | Condolezza Rice | Goblin | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Pernambucorrr | Goblin | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -st |
6 | Angelone | Goblin | 12 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Gobbo | Goblin | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
4 | ewok | Goblin | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | BUBBA | Troll | 13 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | d |