Past Players of Malevolent Vibrating Palm
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | National Geographic | Troll Slayer | 3 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
2 | Chickenhead Bootyclap | Troll Slayer | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
1 | Brazillian Wax | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
4 | Sideways Porkbarrel | Blitzer | 17 | 31 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, +AG, Pass Block | -st |
2 | Mercuric Ambiguity | Troll Slayer | 8 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
10 | The Furious Syllogism | Longbeard | 21 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | n, d |
9 | Uncomfortable Sweater | Longbeard | 17 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | n |
3 | Tiger Style | Blitzer | 10 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Professor Knuckles | Troll Slayer | 4 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |