| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Last Straw | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | I Didn't Know She Was Your Sister | Goblin | 5 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | m, -st |
15 | I Never Touched Her! | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | How Could You Do That? | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Mister Bouncy | Pogo Stick | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Tiiimberrrr! | Looney | 11 | 10 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step | -st, m, n |
16 | We Are Only Friends! | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | That Picture Is Tampered! | Bomber | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, -ag |
15 | I Have Never Seen That Woman | Goblin | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Go Get That Pacemaker! | Fanatic | 14 | 18 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Dodge, Catch | d |
3 | It Wasn't Me! | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Doomed | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Losing Hand | Goblin | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
12 | Fending Off Fate | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Born To Be Beaten-Up | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Carl "Crusher" Creel | Fanatic | 1 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
6 | Chavo Guerrero | Kicker | 9 | 10 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | m, n |
1 | Jason | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |