| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | He Who Dealt It V | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
9 | Uncorker II | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Uncorker | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | He Who Dealt It the Fourth | Halfling | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Broken Wind IV | Halfling | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
5 | Pull My Finger II | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Beaneater IV | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Cheese Squeezer V | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | He Who Dealt It III | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Beaneater III | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Cheese Squeezer IV | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | He Who Dealt It II | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Cheese Squeezer III | Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | SBD | Ogre | 6 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | -st |
7 | Thunderpants III | Halfling | 18 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step | n, d |
6 | He Who Dealt It | Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
10 | Broken Wind III | Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Cheese Squeezer II | Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Beaneater II | Halfling | 8 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Broken Wind II | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Fartknocker | Halfling | 26 | 54 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, +MA, Sure Feet | n, -ma |
10 | Broken Wind | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Cheese Squeezer | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | SBD | Ogre | 6 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block | d |
13 | Beaneater | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Pull My Finger | Halfling | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
7 | Thunderpants II | Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Thunderpants | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Smitty | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Enoch II | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Lucky | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
12 | Ezekial | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
16 | Lazarus | Halfling | 37 | 28 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | -ma, d |
15 | Ernest | Halfling | 11 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet | d |
14 | Cavendish | Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Errol | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Genghis | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
11 | Adolphus | Halfling | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Jan Michel | Halfling | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
9 | Szechuan | Halfling | 29 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n, -ma, n, d |
8 | Stoddard | Halfling | 20 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Block | d |
7 | Ferris | Halfling | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Enoch | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
5 | Jonathan | Halfling | 24 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Dirty Player | d |
4 | Fonzarelli | Halfling | 40 | 49 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Diving Tackle, Dirty Player | -ag, d |
3 | Beauregard | Halfling | 39 | 59 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, +AG, +AG, Sure Feet | n, d |
2 | Krawdup Uranus | Ogre | 3 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | n |
1 | Raw Sewage | Ogre | 9 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Frenzy | n, m, n |