| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Billy Two Breasts | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Popcorn Chicken | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Dixie Chicken | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Rimshaw Bloodvein | Chaos Spawn | 6 | 6 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Tackle | d |
15 | Nick the Greek | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
14 | Bob | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Happy Eater | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
10 | Little Chef | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Colonel Sanders | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, -ag |
6 | Paul Ross | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
4 | Anthony Warral Thompson | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Jamie Oliver | Carver | 7 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Kesh | Chaos Spawn | 4 | 9 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Dodge | d |
1 | Golar | Chaos Spawn | 15 | 64 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Multiple Block, Tackle, Pro | n, d |