Past Players of We Smash You
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Nigz Annoyz | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block | m, n |
16 | Bigger Wartface | Troll | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | n |
11 | Agein Sucks | Blitzer | 12 | 16 | Block, Guard, Tackle | n |
14 | Bubber Flies | Goblin | 21 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Catch | d |
13 | Biggy Boom | Lineman | 24 | 8 | Block | m, n |
6 | Kato Azzkickz | Blitzer | 23 | 42 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n, m |
12 | Badda Boii | Lineman | 16 | 7 | Block | d |
11 | Jonas Antonius Assenfeldt III | Blitzer | 11 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |
10 | Cage Johnny Rocks | Blitzer | 2 | 3 | Block | d |
16 | Bugger Wartface | Troll | 13 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | m, n |