| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Albert Actin | Gnome | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Harry Haematology | Gnome | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Angus Actin | Gnome | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Max Metabolism | Gnome | 10 | 18 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | d |
6 | Albert Antibody | Gnome | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Hubert Hemoglobin | Gnome | 12 | 14 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -st |
3 | Carly Collegen | Gnome | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Barry Keratin | Squig Slayer | 16 | 24 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Kick | d |
1 | Freddie Enzyme | Squig Slayer | 7 | 20 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, +AG | d |