| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Eager Eddy | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Umpty Flumty | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Hungry Tim | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Hungry Tim | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Killer Kev | Goblin | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Funky Frank | Goblin | 12 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | |
15 | Killer Kev | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Jack Sparrow | Fanatic | 6 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Desperate Stu | Goblin | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
14 | Selfish Derek | Goblin | 16 | 32 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, +AG | n |
12 | Hungry Tim | Goblin | 6 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m |
7 | Timid Ted | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Yippey Dowdar | Goblin | 2 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
3 | Lonney Bob | Goblin | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Philly Billy | Fanatic | 9 | 6 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | With a Stick | Pogo Stick | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Jack Sparrow | Fanatic | 8 | 11 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Catch | |
11 | Chainey Glore | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Yet to survive | Goblin | 14 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Catch | d |
7 | Bad Sad Mad Lad | Goblin | 4 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | -ma, d |
3 | Mad Hardy | Bomber | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
15 | Under Handy | Goblin | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Little Pete | Goblin | 25 | 56 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint | n |
7 | Bad Sad Mad Lad | Goblin | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Pauley Pete | Goblin | 17 | 44 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet | d |
10 | Rodney Rood | Goblin | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m |
9 | Silly Willy | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
11 | Orgy Porgy | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Dirty Henry | Kicker | 26 | 33 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Block, +AG | n |
12 | Henry Handy | Goblin | 13 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block | d |
13 | Philly Billy | Goblin | 9 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint | m, n |
14 | Georgey Boy | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
3 | Snooker Lobber | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Chucky Chainsaw | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
1 | Fred Bimbleby | Bomber | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |