| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Scott Evil | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Scott Evil | Kicker | 1 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Mr. Evil | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
11 | Mr. Evil | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, -av |
2 | Ciccio | Fanatic | 16 | 10 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
1 | Mini Me | Bomber | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, -ag |
2 | Ciccio | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
12 | Mini Me Gunner | Kicker | 11 | 10 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | Bisgard | Goblin | 13 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
5 | N° 2 | Goblin | 18 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | n, d |
15 | Agente XXX | Goblin | 18 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | m, n |
13 | Dr. Evil + gatto | Looney | 16 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
12 | Mini Me gunner | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | Austin Powers | Goblin | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
2 | Ciccio | Fanatic | 6 | 8 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Diving Tackle | |
5 | N° 2 | Goblin | 6 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
16 | Mini Me Gunner | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Ciccio | Fanatic | 4 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Austin C. | Goblin | 20 | 28 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, +ST | n, d |
3 | Pompilova 2 | Goblin | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | Austin Comics | Pogo Stick | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Agente Topa | Goblin | 6 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ag, m, n |
12 | Mr. Evil | Goblin | 9 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
11 | Austin Bisgard | Looney | 17 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
10 | Pompilova | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Austin Powers | Kicker | 8 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Mr Evil's Cat | Pogo Stick | 25 | 56 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, +AG, +MA, Sprint | n, m, n |
5 | N° 2 | Goblin | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Ciccio | Fanatic | 3 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Scott Evil | Looney | 9 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Mini Me | Bomber | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Safe Throw | n |