| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | lemon | Dwarven Cannon | 0 | 0 | Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate | |
9 | jim | Mad Bommaz | 0 | 0 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
1 | dave | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | Evel Knievel | Squig Slayer | 7 | 63 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, +AG, Pro, Sure Hands | |
2 | die | Squig Slayer | 0 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
3 | bang | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | boom | Dwarven Cannon | 0 | 0 | Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate | |
2 | Iscariot | Gnome | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | burning | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
15 | cash | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | more | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | burn | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
12 | money | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | gets approved! | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | team | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | as the | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | soon | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | as | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | retired | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | get | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | will | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
3 | guys | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | these | Gnome | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
1 | Matthew Michael Murdock | Squig Slayer | 21 | 178 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Hands, Tackle, Piling On, Strip Ball, Pro, Shadowing, Dirty Player | n, -ma, n |