Past Players of Conservative Chaos
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Baroness Thatcher | Ogre | 18 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, +MA | d |
14 | Lord Archer II | Chaos Warrior | 20 | 21 | Block, Guard | d |
10 | Francis Maude | Chaos Warrior | 25 | 28 | Block, Guard | d |
11 | Michael Howard | Beastman | 34 | 57 | Horns, Block, +AG, Pro, Nerves of Steel | d |
10 | Theresa May | Beastman | 6 | 8 | Horns, Big Hand | n, d |
6 | Sir Malcolm Rifkind | Beastman | 35 | 68 | Horns, Block, +AG, +ST, Strip Ball | n |
5 | Dr. Liam Fox | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | -av |
4 | David Davis | Beastman | 24 | 15 | Horns, Block | d |
3 | Kenneth Clarke | Beastman | 33 | 26 | Horns, Block, Foul Appearance | -ag, n |
2 | David Cameron | Beastman | 33 | 6 | Horns, Dirty Player | n |
1 | Jeffrey Archer | Chaos Warrior | 10 | 9 | Block | d |