| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Annoying Green Squishy Thing | Snotling Goon | 1 | 2 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -ma |
16 | Hey-ho | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Roderick | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
10 | Splinter | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Stern | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
4 | Tall | Snotling Goon | 3 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, n |
3 | Big | Snotling Goon | 2 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
1 | Mr. Michael Ellis | Troll | 3 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | -ma, d |