| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Play with the Balls | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Cut Teh Meat | Looney | 3 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Da Right Un | Fanatic | 2 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Loverboy | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Fiction | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Return of the Spring | Pogo Stick | 12 | 14 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block | d |
8 | I'm Evil | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
16 | Mr. Left Nut | Fanatic | 13 | 6 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Diving Tackle | |
12 | More Hops then Beer | Pogo Stick | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, +MA, Sure Feet | d |
14 | Stomach Grease | Goblin | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
12 | Green Flame | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |
9 | Teh Root | Goblin | 13 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Knocker | Goblin | 10 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | CornChip | Goblin | 20 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -av, d |
9 | Sheen | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Airbait | Goblin | 6 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Ribbitized! | Goblin | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Stir Fry | Looney | 23 | 8 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step | d |
3 | Booooinnnngggy | Pogo Stick | 9 | 17 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Side Step | d |
2 | Chop Suey | Looney | 18 | 13 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step | d |
1 | Fetch | Bomber | 16 | 18 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, +AG, Pass | -ag, d |