| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | my wife | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | im back | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | booger | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | replacement no.5 | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | shtick | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
1 | gizmoron | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
11 | plagester | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | kirb dog | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
14 | im gona foul | Kicker | 4 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | another brick in da head | Fanatic | 11 | 8 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Sprint | n, d |
15 | jemini | Goblin | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | jess | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
13 | justice | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | gremlin | Goblin | 13 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | guest | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | grimy | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | bang pow | Bomber | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
16 | chains and balls | Fanatic | 3 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | ball and chains | Fanatic | 7 | 14 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | d |