| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Hiljaa | Snotling Goon | 6 | 1 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
15 | Postmortem | Snotling Mob | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Immortal | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Gonna Die | Snotling Mob | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Ugh | Snotling Mob | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Come on ladz | Snotling Goon | 5 | 9 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | d |
11 | Blunder | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Monger | Snotling Mob | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Cassandra | Snotling Mob | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Big Bertha | Snotling Mob | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Little Chip | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Nonexistant | Snotling Mob | 4 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | -av, n |
5 | 'Ere we go | Pump Wagon | 4 | 6 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Poop! | Troll | 10 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle | m, n |
1 | Booger! | Troll | 3 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |