| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Come on Dave, do a cartwheel | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Like my hat? | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Na Na Na NANA | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Your so gay | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Dude | Halfling | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | n |
9 | With a guy? EWWW! | Halfling | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Awesome Cross | Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | You can't just go making up words Dave | Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | You can't just go making up words dave | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Like WOAH! | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Right in the head... BAM 25 POINTS! | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
14 | Read in the head BAM 25 points | Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
3 | You Stank II | Halfling | 19 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, +AG | n |
14 | Come on Dave, do a Cartwheel II | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Dave, put your mouth on the curb | Halfling | 19 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Tackle, +ST | m, n |
14 | Come on Dave, do a cartwheel | Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | This one time, on wrestling... | Halfling | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | With a guy? Eww!! | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Turn Em up | Halfling | 24 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Diving Tackle | m |
7 | Frickin Sweet | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Hey Janet | Halfling | 22 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | n |
4 | You Tricked me into saying that | Halfling | 19 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
3 | You Stank | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
2 | Awsome Cross | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Wu Tang | Halfling | 23 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |