| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Logan | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Stunty, Razor Sharp Claws, No Hands | |
16 | Vomitus II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Lymphocyte II | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Excrementus III | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
12 | Flobotamus Rex II | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
9 | Plasmus III | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
7 | Excementus II | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
9 | Plasmus II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Invader | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | Tornikett | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
6 | Flem | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Pusboyle | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Plasmus | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Limfocyte | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma, m, n |
9 | Flobotamus Rex | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | Secretius | Chaos Halfling | 18 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
7 | Excrementus | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Vomitus | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Blacken Decker | Carver | 10 | 11 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step | n |
1 | Tuarus Maximus | Chaos Spawn | 7 | 15 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block | d |