| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Bernie | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Flange | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Hank IV | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Gertrude | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
7 | Ballbag | Goblin | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
7 | Plaster | Goblin | 2 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Lube | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Darren | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
11 | Number 16 | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Hank III | Goblin | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Frankie | Goblin | 13 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av |
11 | Roger | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Hank II | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Dan | Goblin | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
12 | Brian | Goblin | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
11 | Ernie | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Bacon | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Norman | Goblin | 18 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Sprint | n |
7 | Garth | Goblin | 11 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Chef | Goblin | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
5 | Hank | Goblin | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Jimmy | Goblin | 16 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Sprint | -ma |
1 | Fat Janet | Troll | 15 | 24 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle | d |