| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Stale Cake | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Fluffy Humbugs | Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Flourie Dumplings | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
3 | Darkly Marmite | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Sloppy Noodles | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Spotty Bananas | Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
5 | Pepper Salami | Halfling | 8 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Mushy Peas | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Spotted Dick | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Dusty Tin | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Mouldy Maccarroni | Halfling | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Bramble Jam | Halfling | 13 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | d |
2 | Pickle | Ogre | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block | n |
14 | Harry Haddock | Halfling | 14 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | d |
16 | Half Pint | Halfling | 16 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Lucky Lasagne | Halfling | 25 | 27 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block | -st, d |
3 | Smokey Rashers | Halfling | 21 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | n, d |
14 | Chicken Stock | Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Tiny Macwaffle | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Hot Chocolate | Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Wee Toastie | Halfling | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Garlic Butter | Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Runny Ravioli | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Crunchy Crouton | Halfling | 17 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | -ag, m, n |
8 | Stinky Stilton | Halfling | 26 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
7 | Big Soupy | Halfling | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Billy Mclard | Halfling | 18 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
3 | Bacon bits | Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Eggs | Ogre | 7 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Pro | m, n |
1 | Ham | Ogre | 20 | 53 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | n, m |