| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | BloodInBloodOut | Lineman | 3 | 3 | | d |
9 | FrontLineFodder | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
10 | I Cant Age! | Thrower | 3 | 6 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | m, n |
6 | Iron Man! | Blitzer | 10 | 16 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
6 | No Ageing!! | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | m, n |
9 | Come Get Some! | Lineman | 7 | 17 | Block, Dirty Player | n |
16 | Mr. Perfect | Goblin | 15 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | m |
15 | I'll Bootycall Your Ass Out Of Here | Lineman | 15 | 16 | Block, Kick | n |
14 | Average Joe Looking For Some Action | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | m, n |
3 | Give Me Head You Chicken | Black Orc Blocker | 14 | 21 | Block, Frenzy | m, n |
10 | I'll Spank You And Call You Judy | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | d |
9 | Play Me If You Dare | Thrower | 6 | 5 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, n |
10 | Foxy! | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
9 | Throwza | Thrower | 2 | 1 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
7 | Im Not A Player I Just CENSUR A Lot | Blitzer | 6 | 20 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, n |
15 | 1-Timer | Goblin | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Marv | Lineman | 9 | 18 | Block, Dirty Player | m, -av |
3 | Im Not Cheating On You, I Just believe In A Free Relationship | Black Orc Blocker | 15 | 19 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
9 | Hu$tler II | Thrower | 13 | 9 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | d |
12 | Peikko | Troll | 35 | 29 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Block | -ma, d |
3 | Hey, Im A Virgin Too II | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 16 | Block, Guard | n |
15 | Dawg | Lineman | 8 | 5 | | d |
14 | Can Daddy Taste That Sugar? | Lineman | 23 | 11 | Block | m, n |
12 | Ruma Peikko | Troll | 5 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | m, -av |
12 | Ruma Peikko | Troll | 4 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | m, -ma |
10 | Da Playa | Lineman | 12 | 12 | Block | d |
14 | In And Out, Then Im Gone | Goblin | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
10 | Hey You! Chickenhead, Come Here And Give It To Me... | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | No No No, A True Player Always Deny Deny Deny... | Blitzer | 29 | 51 | Block, +ST, +ST, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n |
13 | Play It, Before You Get Played Yourself | Lineman | 46 | 39 | Dirty Player, Block, Kick | -av, -ag, d |
9 | Hu$tler | Thrower | 25 | 52 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw, Dump Off | n |
12 | Big Pimpin' | Troll | 15 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Multiple Block | -av |
10 | I'll Holla At Ya Sexy Mamma | Lineman | 14 | 6 | Block | d |
9 | Sure Girl, I'll Go Straight Home After Poke.. I Mean Singing In The Church On This Late Friday Night | Thrower | 4 | 11 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | d |
8 | Naaah, That Wasnt Me Kissing Latisha.. That Was My Brother! | Blitzer | 64 | 82 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, +AG, Tackle | |
7 | Sure Im A Baptist, Wanna Hit The Sack? | Blitzer | 12 | 18 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
6 | What? Ohh That Girl? Just One I Sing With In Church (And She Do A Damn Lot Of "Ohh Lord"'s) | Blitzer | 53 | 79 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +ST, Guard, Strip Ball | n |
5 | You're The One And Only For Me | Blitzer | 61 | 100 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, +AG, Strip Ball | -av, d |
3 | Hey, Im A Virgin Too | Black Orc Blocker | 26 | 34 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
2 | Sure Im Gonna Marry You | Black Orc Blocker | 21 | 31 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
1 | Of Course I Love You Girl | Black Orc Blocker | 64 | 90 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro, Break Tackle | |