| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Andrew Mitchell | Skink | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, m, n |
13 | David Lidington | Skink | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
12 | Andrew Lansley | Skink | 17 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
11 | The Lord Cope of Berkeley | Skink | 17 | 35 | Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Side Step, Block | d |
13 | Oliver Heald | Skink | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Philip Hammond | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
10 | Chris Grayling | Skink | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
2 | Liam Fox | Saurus | 11 | 17 | Block, Break Tackle | n |
2 | Liam Fox | Saurus | 1 | 0 | | m |
12 | Alan Duncan | Skink | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
11 | Peter Ainsworth | Skink | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | -av, d |
11 | Cheryl Gillan | Skink | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
10 | Theresa May | Skink | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
8 | Theresa Villiers | Skink | 24 | 35 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet | -av, -av, d |
7 | David Willetts | Saurus | 20 | 33 | Block, Tackle, Break Tackle | m, n |
6 | Lord Strathclyde | Saurus | 30 | 46 | Block, Break Tackle, Tackle | d |
5 | George Osbourne | Saurus | 34 | 53 | +ST, Block, +AG, Sure Hands | n |
3 | William Hague | Saurus | 34 | 62 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |
2 | David Davis | Saurus | 10 | 8 | Block | d |
1 | David Cameron | Kroxigor | 29 | 51 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone Head, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Piling On | n |