Past Players of Painful Darkness
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Skipper IV | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
3 | Skipper III | Blitzer | 4 | 3 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
11 | Geraint II | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block | d |
14 | Prior II | Blitzer | 2 | 2 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
15 | Panesar | Catcher | 2 | 3 | Block, Catch | d |
14 | Prior | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | n |
13 | Blackwell | Blitzer | 16 | 19 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Tackle, +ST | d |
6 | KP II | Lineman | 21 | 36 | Block, +MA, Shadowing, +AG | -av, d |
3 | Skipper II | Lineman | 14 | 15 | Block, Sure Hands | d |
12 | Plunket | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Block, Catch | d |
11 | Geraint | Lineman | 14 | 11 | Block, Tackle | m, n |
10 | Jonesy | Lineman | 18 | 4 | Block | d |
9 | Hoggy | Lineman | 22 | 23 | Block, +ST, Tackle | d |
8 | King of Spain | Lineman | 19 | 2 | Block | d |
7 | Freddy | Blitzer | 16 | 8 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | n |
6 | KP | Blitzer | 4 | 2 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
5 | Colly | Catcher | 4 | 17 | Block, Catch, Dodge | d |
4 | Harmi | Thrower | 17 | 35 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Hail Mary Pass | n, n |
3 | Skipper | Blitzer | 4 | 0 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
1 | Strauss | Ogre | 23 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard | m, n |