| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Dick Head | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Snot Rag | Ogre | 7 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block | d |
1 | Beer Gut | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Puss Sucker | Ogre | 5 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle | d |
15 | Ass Wipe | Goblin | 14 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Zit Picker | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Ear Wax | Ogre | 14 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle | d |
10 | Clod | Ogre | 28 | 59 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, Block, +AG, Pro | n |
6 | Doofus | Ogre | 30 | 27 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, Break Tackle | n, n |
5 | Mr. Spit | Goblin | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, +MA | d |
4 | Fish Breath | Goblin | 16 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Flatulence | Goblin | 15 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
1 | Butt Fungus | Goblin | 22 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, -av |