Past Players of What a mess
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Here comes the Pain again | Pump Wagon | 3 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Here comes the pain | Pump Wagon | 3 | 4 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Uranium | Snotling Goon | 5 | 4 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, -ma |
12 | Phosphorus | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Nitrogen | Snotling Mob | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Chlorine | Snotling Mob | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |