| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Printer O'Spoon | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Lego O'Crayons | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Eggyolk McLetter | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Mercedes-Benz O'Table | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Adaptor O'Bookshelf | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Label O'Lampstand | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Saucer O'Milk | Halfling | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Newspaper O'Phonebook | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Paper Bag McHandles | Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Fruitbasket O'Curtains | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Oranges McGrapes | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
7 | Glassware McTin | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Spoon O'Plate | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Speakers O'Mat | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Cup O'Tea | Halfling | 16 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Side Step | d |
8 | Duvet McWardrobe | Halfling | 10 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
6 | Blanket O'Quilt | Halfling | 10 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n |
16 | USB O'Cable | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Bucket O'Printer | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Couch O'Potato | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Grapes McLamp | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
15 | Leaves O'Hoover | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Envelope McBread | Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
15 | Tinbox McRadiator | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Cutlery O'Drawer | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Carpet O'Tiles | Halfling | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
10 | Grapefruit McCushions | Halfling | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Oranges McApples | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
13 | Stereo McPlant | Halfling | 20 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -ag |
11 | Carrots McBeans | Halfling | 19 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n, m |
16 | Fruitbasket McMicrowave | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Fishtank O'Lunchbox | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Ovengloves O'Teahat | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
10 | Candelabra O'Spicerack | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Saucepan O'Gravy | Halfling | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Teapot McFridgemagnet | Halfling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
5 | Biscuits O'Bowl | Halfling | 5 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
4 | Cheesegrater McChair | Halfling | 11 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Dumpling O'Fruitbowl | Halfling | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Fruitcake O'Baked-Beans | Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Porkpie McTeatowel | Halfling | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Rashers Geraghty | Halfling | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Harold Sausages | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Soupcon O'Gravy | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Fork McTable | Halfling | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | m |
7 | Soup | Halfling | 18 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Cheesegrater Jones | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Spindle McSpoon | Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Kettle O'Potblack | Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Stunty O'Bottom | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Root McBranch | Treeman | 38 | 51 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Guard, Piling On | n |