Past Players of Wasted Northerners
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Icehouse | Lineman | 9 | 10 | Block | d |
16 | ddd | Thrower | 0 | 0 | Pass, Sure Hands | |
9 | Passing Gas | Thrower | 8 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
15 | Budlight | Lineman | 9 | 5 | | m, n |
8 | Yuengling | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
6 | M. A. D. D. | Gutter Runner | 16 | 46 | Dodge, Block, Dauntless, Strip Ball | n |
8 | New Castle | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, n |
11 | Sam Adams | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | O'Douls | Lineman | 13 | 0 | | -ma |
6 | Icehouse | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | -av, m |
11 | PBR | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
6 | Burbon | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
14 | Coors | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
7 | Michelob | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | m, n |
5 | Bass | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
13 | Went to Bed With a 10 ....Woke up With a 4 | Gutter Runner | 41 | 78 | Dodge, Block, Catch, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Sure Feet | n |
8 | Heineken | Lineman | 19 | 13 | Tackle | d |
6 | Vodka | Lineman | 12 | 0 | | d |
11 | Corona | Lineman | 15 | 15 | Strip Ball | m, n |
10 | Praying to the Porcelain God | Gutter Runner | 44 | 144 | Dodge, Block, Catch, Nerves of Steel, Leap, Pass Block, Side Step | |
9 | Passed Out | Thrower | 30 | 51 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Kick, Safe Throw | n |
8 | Bud Light | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
7 | Rum | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
6 | Miller Light | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Gin | Lineman | 4 | 8 | Dirty Player | d |
4 | Six Beers Too Many | Gutter Runner | 43 | 58 | Dodge, Block, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Guard | n |
3 | Raging Alcoholic | Gutter Runner | 17 | 40 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
2 | Three Sheets to the Wind | Storm Vermin | 37 | 50 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG | d |