| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Kibbutzing with the Devil | Hobgoblin | 3 | 11 | +MA | d |
9 | Extra Pudding for your good deeds | Hobgoblin | 8 | 2 | | m, -ma |
9 | An Extra Helping of Pudding | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | m, -ma |
3 | New Pants! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 13 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm | d |
9 | Stinky the Wonder Vowel | Hobgoblin | 5 | 1 | | m, -av |
10 | Buskopanz is a Rat, and should be avoided | Hobgoblin | 9 | 5 | | m, -ag |
10 | Buskopanz is a rat, and should be avoided | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | m, -st |
2 | Ma-Na-Ma-Na | Bull Centaur | 16 | 26 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Break Tackle | d |
9 | BLUE! IS! NOT! THE! COLOUR! OF! MY! EYES! | Hobgoblin | 14 | 14 | Block | d |
5 | Sticky Icky Icky | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 18 | 36 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro | n |
8 | Brie on a Pear | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
4 | Badges?!? We Don't Need No Stinking Badges! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 37 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
8 | Boing Boing Boing | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
10 | Ba-Whoosh | Hobgoblin | 9 | 0 | | m, -av |
9 | Scribbles with the Light Brown Hair | Hobgoblin | 11 | 0 | | d |
9 | Underpants Underpants underpants Underpants Octopus | Hobgoblin | 3 | 3 | | d |
1 | Half Schnauser-Half Amazin' | Bull Centaur | 24 | 38 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
5 | Kit Rental | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 21 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
14 | Skippy 'O the Pabst Blue Ribbon | Hobgoblin | 56 | 43 | Block, Diving Tackle, Kick | d |
10 | Wet and Sticky and Green | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | |
5 | Tapioca | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Duck, Duck, Duck, GOOSE | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Able Babble Krot | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
2 | Poodle | Bull Centaur | 43 | 49 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Stand Firm, Break Tackle | m, n |
13 | Piddles the Clown | Hobgoblin | 50 | 66 | +AG, Block, Kick, Sure Hands | d |
12 | Dead Fish Making Laws | Hobgoblin | 13 | 7 | Sure Hands | m, n |
10 | Not Quite Ready For Soup | Hobgoblin | 14 | 6 | Block | m, n |
9 | Can't touch my toes | Hobgoblin | 25 | 42 | Kick, +AG, Block | d |
8 | Living In Churches | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 27 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
7 | Sloppy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 62 | 52 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, +AG | m, n |
6 | Wearing Blue | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 54 | 26 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
5 | Mostly Sticky | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 5 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
4 | USA! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 31 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
3 | Pants! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 60 | 78 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Pro, +AG | |
1 | Abotu | Bull Centaur | 21 | 38 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, -av |