| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Maynard the Mailman | Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Binky the Village Idiot | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Jimmy the Drunkard | Halfling | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, -ag |
6 | Blank | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Nullity | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Nothing | Halfling | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Cipher | Halfling | 28 | 30 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Naught | Halfling | 32 | 41 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player, Block, Sure Feet | d |
6 | Blank | Halfling | 16 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Nothing | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Love | Halfling | 30 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -av |
8 | Goose Egg | Halfling | 12 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Nullity | Halfling | 14 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
4 | Scratch | Halfling | 21 | 29 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Side Step | d |
3 | Nada | Halfling | 23 | 29 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Side Step | d |
1 | Zip | Treeman | 15 | 23 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block, Block | n |