| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Duke Nukem | Skeleton | 5 | 5 | Regenerate | m, n |
11 | Luke Skywalker | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | Regenerate | |
10 | Optimus Prime | Skeleton | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | m, n |
8 | Fabio | Skeleton | 9 | 8 | Regenerate, Dirty Player | m, n |
7 | Jordan | Thro-Ra | 16 | 23 | Pass, Sure Hands, Regenerate, Block, Hail Mary Pass | m, -ma |
12 | Clint Eastwood | Skeleton | 6 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
15 | Cartman | Skeleton | 7 | 0 | Regenerate | m, n |
16 | Dame Edna | Skeleton | 13 | 15 | Regenerate, Mighty Blow | d |
3 | William Shatner | Mummy | 27 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard | n |
15 | Dennis Rodman | Skeleton | 14 | 6 | Regenerate, Dirty Player | d |
10 | Harry Potter | Skeleton | 13 | 10 | Regenerate, Dirty Player | d |
3 | Tony the Tiger | Mummy | 11 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | n |
13 | Ganesh | Skeleton | 28 | 7 | Regenerate, Dirty Player | d |
3 | SpongeBob SquarePants | Mummy | 7 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | d |
5 | John Cleese | Blitz-Ra | 8 | 6 | Block, Regenerate, Mighty Blow | n |
16 | Patrick Duffy | Skeleton | 11 | 5 | Regenerate | m, n |
15 | Nightmare | Skeleton | 11 | 0 | Regenerate | m, -av |
14 | Jesus | Skeleton | 49 | 14 | Regenerate, Dirty Player | d |
13 | Robocop | Skeleton | 12 | 15 | Regenerate, +MA | d |
13 | Robin | Skeleton | 2 | 0 | Regenerate | m, n |
12 | Ole Thestrup | Skeleton | 33 | 41 | Regenerate, +ST, +ST, Block | d |
10 | Vanilla Ice | Blitz-Ra | 20 | 23 | Block, Regenerate, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
11 | John Holmes | Skeleton | 27 | 22 | Regenerate, Block, Dirty Player | n, m, n |
10 | HeMan | Skeleton | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
9 | Kim Benneweis | Skeleton | 23 | 17 | Regenerate, +MA, Block | m, n |
8 | Peter Griffin | Skeleton | 42 | 31 | Regenerate, Dirty Player, Block, +MA | m, n |
7 | Clemens | Thro-Ra | 36 | 26 | Pass, Sure Hands, Regenerate, +MA, Block | m, n |
6 | Gandhi | Thro-Ra | 43 | 31 | Pass, Sure Hands, Regenerate, Block, Guard | d |
5 | Jan Koller | Blitz-Ra | 8 | 16 | Block, Regenerate, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
4 | Tordenskjold | Mummy | 25 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard, Tackle | n |
3 | Nixon | Mummy | 11 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard | d |