Past Players of Neuro Toxic Jesus
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Hammah Hammah Hammah | Beastman | 3 | 5 | Horns | d |
11 | Metamorphosis | Bombardier | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Accurate, Star, Bomb, Block | |
10 | Stin King | Star Player | 10 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Blunderbuss, Star, +AG | |
9 | Pontias | Star Player | 4 | 3 | Block, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Pro, Leader, Star | d |
8 | Krispie | Star Player | 10 | 20 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star, Block, +MA | |
7 | Staplegunn | Star Player | 3 | 3 | Block, Mighty Blow, Star | d |
6 | Eoag Squid | Star Player | 10 | 19 | Block, Thick Skull, Sprint, Break Tackle, Sure Feet, Star, Tentacles, Block | |
1 | Willee | Star Player | 10 | 17 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Star, Pro, Block | |