| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Two Night Stand | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | Seat Sniffer | Snotling Mob | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | One Night Stand Part II | Pump Wagon | 0 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | |
14 | The Vapor Trail | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | The Sudden Departure | Snotling Mob | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | The Mixed Messenger | Snotling Mob | 9 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
10 | The Nurse | Snotling Mob | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | The Billy Goat | Snotling Goon | 9 | 9 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sure Feet | d |
6 | The False Messiah | Snotling Goon | 10 | 6 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, +MA | m, n |
5 | One Night Stand | Pump Wagon | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | n |
4 | The Playboy | Pump Wagon | 7 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | The Nympho | Troll | 8 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, +AG, Pass | d |